THE FINAL FUNTIER

Imagine a Universe where anything is possible!
A literary universe where writers are welcome to improvise!!
A seemingly never ending space saga of monumental proportions!!!

Da GE

The GLORY OF EXCELLENCE

aka. The Pondscum Nebula

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006

WHO: Capt. Rrak
WHERE: Planet Leche

Captain Rrak made it to the rendevouz point and just as he expected the shuttle was waiting. He climbed on board and gave the order to depart. Xara indicated to him that Xoltar and Xandor were right behind, so he decided to wait for them - maybe they weren't so bumbling after all...

They got back to the PezDispenser and got her ready for takeoff. He had some satisfaction in knowing that Van, Vace and Bingo would know that he got away when they got the port and smelled the awful chemical exhausts created by his Stinkbug-class Starship on takeoff.

Once safely away from the planet Leche, Xoltar informs Captain Rrak of some troubling news...

Xoltar: "Hey Cap, I've run some positronic phasic tests on the ship's environmental systems and I'm reading an additional lifeform on board."

Captain Rrak doesn't waste anytime.

Captain Rrak to Ship's Medical Droid - D.O.C. (Diagnostic Observational Caregiver): "Hey DOC, we got a problem! Seems Xoltar or Xandor picked up some kind of microbiotic lifeform on that planet. Get some droids down here to clean them up now!"

D.O.C. dispatches two medical droids which drag Xoltar and Xandor protesting, to the medical bay right away. They are completely shaved and immersed in a burning acid bath. Captain Rrak thinking to himself: "Nothing but trouble. I should have left those two behind after all..."

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