THE FINAL FUNTIER

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The GLORY OF EXCELLENCE

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006

WHO: Capt. Rrak
WHERE: The PezDispenser

D.O.C. continues the ship's scan...

Captain Rrak: "Xandor, send a transmission to our Federation contact, Noze It'Al, and let's see if we can't find us a new job."

Captain Rrak: "DOC, how we doing on that scan?"

D.O.C.: "87.34246 percent done Captain."

Captain Rrak: "Ok, that means whatever we got onboard is somewhere in the cargo bay. Xoltar! Xandor! Let's get to the cargo bay and flush out our "guest." Shoot on site!"

Xoltar: "Uh Cap, we lost our blasters back on Leche. And uh, Xandor broke yours a few hours ago..."

Captain Rrak: "What!? Ok, well stop by the galley and pick up some knives. And for Thod's sake, put on some hats or something! Your bald heads are very unsettling."

Captain Rrak, Xoltar and Xandor split up and head to the cargo bay from different directions. Xoltar and Xandor armed with spoons from the galley (they couldn't find any clean knives) while Captain Rrak tries to look menacing with his Ulprum boomerang.

Captain Rrak to unknown "guest": "Look, we're peaceful folk on this ship. We don't mean you any harm. Just show yourself and we can work something out."

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