WHO: Capt. Rrak
WHERE: Captain's room, PezDispenser
"DANDY!!!! NNNNOOOOOooooo!!!"
Captain Rrak suddenly awakened and sat bolt upright in his bead screaming. How many times had he relived that nightmare? Once just now. Once last week after his latest encounter with Bingo. Once before finding the chocolate milk. Hmmm... Only 3 times? Seemed like a lot more than that. Oh well.
The last thing he remembered seeing of Dandy was his hand sinking slowly into that vat of banana-milk. Bingo looked on with an expression of pure glee. There was nothing Rrak could have done for Dandy - he had had to worry about himself and the rest of the crew. It was amazing that he even got them out of there alive.
When they had gotten back to the ship he knew that "little" Paddle Bottom had expected to get Dandy's quarters and he had certainly earned them. But Captain Rrak had felt that those quarters were bad luck and couldn't bear to give them to another crew member and have something happen to them at the hands of Bingo (first Bobo, then Hi'lari'ous Jones, and then Dandy). Besides, he had promised his mother, Viola Weeesil-Snout that he would look out for him. Ahhhhh, Mrs. Weeesil-Snout - he had really admired her corns...
Suddenly Captain Rrak shook himself out of his daydreaming and decided to head to the bridge since he wouldn't be able to sleep after that nightmare. Perhaps tonight he would have more luck and Mrs. Weeesil-Snout would pay him a visit.
WHERE: Captain's room, PezDispenser
"DANDY!!!! NNNNOOOOOooooo!!!"
Captain Rrak suddenly awakened and sat bolt upright in his bead screaming. How many times had he relived that nightmare? Once just now. Once last week after his latest encounter with Bingo. Once before finding the chocolate milk. Hmmm... Only 3 times? Seemed like a lot more than that. Oh well.
The last thing he remembered seeing of Dandy was his hand sinking slowly into that vat of banana-milk. Bingo looked on with an expression of pure glee. There was nothing Rrak could have done for Dandy - he had had to worry about himself and the rest of the crew. It was amazing that he even got them out of there alive.
When they had gotten back to the ship he knew that "little" Paddle Bottom had expected to get Dandy's quarters and he had certainly earned them. But Captain Rrak had felt that those quarters were bad luck and couldn't bear to give them to another crew member and have something happen to them at the hands of Bingo (first Bobo, then Hi'lari'ous Jones, and then Dandy). Besides, he had promised his mother, Viola Weeesil-Snout that he would look out for him. Ahhhhh, Mrs. Weeesil-Snout - he had really admired her corns...
Suddenly Captain Rrak shook himself out of his daydreaming and decided to head to the bridge since he wouldn't be able to sleep after that nightmare. Perhaps tonight he would have more luck and Mrs. Weeesil-Snout would pay him a visit.
posted by captain rrak at 5/21/2006 03:08:00 AM
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