WHO: Captain Pupuhed
WHERE: Bridge of the Suid Sidal...

Pupuhed: (still talking to Gorak over intercom) "Well, be that as it may general, I have some good news and some bad news for you."

Gorak: "Bad news first."

Pupuhed: "A horde of hungry GREASERS are in the quadrant."

Gorak: "Damn those little buggers. I would suggest you power down all unnecessary systems."

Pupuhed: (throws a tension ball at a crewmember Gorak can't see) "Have already given the order, general."

Gorak: (noticing the lights in his room dimming) "I can see that. What else you got?"

Pupuhed: "The GREASERS caught up to the plasma torpedo we launched and are eating it, sir."

Gorak: "That's the good news??"

Pupuhed: "No. The good news is that after they are done gorging themselves on the plasma the swarm will go into Dismantle Ship Mode. And the Pondscum Nebula will be the closest ship for them to home in on."

Gorak: "Excellent. Carry on. Be there shortly. Oh, and captain, send me down a comely yeoman to help me find some new clothes."

Pupuhed: "Have already given the order, general."