THE FINAL FUNTIER

Imagine a Universe where anything is possible!
A literary universe where writers are welcome to improvise!!
A seemingly never ending space saga of monumental proportions!!!

Da GE

The GLORY OF EXCELLENCE

aka. The Pondscum Nebula

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006

WHO: Captain Rrak
WHERE: Cockpit, PezDispenser...

Captain Rrak saw the giant ominous stellated docedahedron disappear along with those GREASERS scouts and wondered why he ever came to quadrant 7x9 in the first place. He thought to himself, "You can't win. You know that, don't you? It doesn't matter if you whip us, you'll still be where you were before, at the bottom. And we'll still be the lucky ones at the top with all the breaks. It doesn't matter. GREASERS will still be GREASERS and humans will still be humans. It doesn't matter."

Captain Rrak: "Ok Xoltar, looks like our GREASERS problem is gone for the moment, but that main contingent is still out there and I don't want to give them another chance at us! Get those drives up and running again."

Captain Rrak: "Xara, remember my last instructions? About not being in much of a hurry? Well, I'm an idiot! This time, set in that course for Gu'Rooni and get us out of here as fast as you can. I don't care what happens to those Romulons or that Federation ship anymore."

Captain Rrak: "Rodolfo! Paddle Bottom! What's the status on 'Daddy's Little Helper'?" No response. What the heck were those two doing down there? Well, no matter. If they could just get out of here, he wouldn't be needing it yet.

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