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Wednesday, May 24, 2006

WHO: Captain Rrak
WHERE: Cockpit, PezDispenser...

As Captain Rrak finishes reading the screen, Xoltar and Xandor show up in the cockpit.

Captain Rrak: "Xandor, please send the following message back to the general: General Gorak, I appreciate the update. You hold off those GREASERS and Feds and we'll take care of that GWG."

Captain Rrak: "Hey Xoltar, sorry I was so rough on you earlier about the drive chamber. I let my emotions get the better of me. But don't worry, I know how valuable a crew member you are and that's why've I've got a really important job for you. I'm entrusting it to you because I don't think that anyone else can do it." ('And I'm not willing to sacrifice any valuable members of my crew if I can avoid it', he thinks to himself...)

Unfortunately he couldn't avoid it. Xoltar may be expendable but Paddle Bottom and Rodolfo were NOT. However, he didn't have anyone else on his crew that could work with a GWG.

Captain Rrak over the intercom: "Rodolfo. Paddle Bottom. Please report to me in the galley ASAP."

Captain Rrak heads to the Galley with Xoltar and Xandor following behind.

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