WHO: Captain Rrak
WHERE: On the planet Leche...
Captain Rrak, Xoltar and Xandor are meeting with Van, Vace and their monkey Bingo.
Captain Rrak to Van/Vace: "Well, we held up our end of the bargain and I’ve got a little something extra if you’re willing to pay..."
Van: "We’ll let Bingo decide once we see the goods."
Xoltar unloads the storage bins with the expected shipment of milk. Van and Vace appear satisfied. Xandor then unloads the additional storage bins with the unexpected chocolate milk.
Van: "Looks interesting. What is it?"
Captain Rrak: "The finest chocolate milk you’ve ever seen." (thinking to himself, "I can’t wait to get my tap dancing shoes.")
Van/Vace: "Chocolate milk!!!??? Where did you get that!?"
Captain Rrak smiling smugly: "Don’t you worry yourselves with that. The question is do you want it?"
Vace: "Bingo, scan those storage bins and let’s see what we got."
Xoltar thinking to himself: "Hmmm... Scanning. What a great idea!"
As Bingo scans, he starts to jump up and down eep, eeping excitedly!
Van/Vace: "The chocolate milk is contaminated!?"
Captain Rrak: "The chocolate milk is contaminated!? Xoltar you idiot! Didn’t you check the bins when you stored them!?"
Xoltar: "Um… Well, you see, it’s like this… The electronal crystal in the positronic field generator on the hyperphasic positronal container experienced an antimatter radiation anomaly..."
Captain Rrak: "Yeah, whatever. Listen, Van, Vace, we can work this out. No need for Bingo to get bent out of shape."
Captain Rrak slowly edges his way toward the door neglecting to fill Xoltar and Xandor in on his escape plan...
WHERE: On the planet Leche...
Captain Rrak, Xoltar and Xandor are meeting with Van, Vace and their monkey Bingo.
Captain Rrak to Van/Vace: "Well, we held up our end of the bargain and I’ve got a little something extra if you’re willing to pay..."
Van: "We’ll let Bingo decide once we see the goods."
Xoltar unloads the storage bins with the expected shipment of milk. Van and Vace appear satisfied. Xandor then unloads the additional storage bins with the unexpected chocolate milk.
Van: "Looks interesting. What is it?"
Captain Rrak: "The finest chocolate milk you’ve ever seen." (thinking to himself, "I can’t wait to get my tap dancing shoes.")
Van/Vace: "Chocolate milk!!!??? Where did you get that!?"
Captain Rrak smiling smugly: "Don’t you worry yourselves with that. The question is do you want it?"
Vace: "Bingo, scan those storage bins and let’s see what we got."
Xoltar thinking to himself: "Hmmm... Scanning. What a great idea!"
As Bingo scans, he starts to jump up and down eep, eeping excitedly!
Van/Vace: "The chocolate milk is contaminated!?"
Captain Rrak: "The chocolate milk is contaminated!? Xoltar you idiot! Didn’t you check the bins when you stored them!?"
Xoltar: "Um… Well, you see, it’s like this… The electronal crystal in the positronic field generator on the hyperphasic positronal container experienced an antimatter radiation anomaly..."
Captain Rrak: "Yeah, whatever. Listen, Van, Vace, we can work this out. No need for Bingo to get bent out of shape."
Captain Rrak slowly edges his way toward the door neglecting to fill Xoltar and Xandor in on his escape plan...
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