WHO: Captain Rrak
WHERE: PezDispenser…

Captain Rrak listening to the sounds on the hull of his ship waits until just the right moment then shouts, "Bubblegum!" He waits but nothing happens… What were Xoltar and Xandor doing!? He gave the word! He shouts again, "BUBBLEGUM!!" Still nothing...

Xoltar and Xandor think to themselves: "This is a fine time to have a sweet-tooth! Give us the word to get this plan into action!"

Captain Rrak: "Hey braniacs! I'm giving you the WORD!!! Why isn't anything happening?"

Xoltar and Xandor: "What word? We thought that you were going to say something like 'OK, NOW!' or 'GO!' or 'INITIATE SEQUENCE!' or 'MAKE IT SO!', not something stupid like..."

Just at that moment, alarms start blaring and the ship reports: "Hull breach in the entertainment center. Sealing off sector 10."

"Not the entertainment center!", thinks Captain Rrak to himself, "I just had a new 200 inch plasma screen put in there with 16 speaker surround sound and theater seating! Why couldn't it have been the crew quarters?"

More alarms and reports: "Hull breach in the cargo bay. Sealing off sector 3."

Suddenly, the ship is rocked and Captain Rrak sees a large, bright flare-up. Well, looks like Prince Gorak's plan worked. Time to get his own plan to work...

Captain Rrak: "Initiate Seqence Go Make It So Ok Now!"

Xoltar shuts down the main drive chambers. Slowly, the light emanating from the drive fades and then the noise dies down. After Xandor counts to 20, he hits the launch button and the Decoy Chemoreactive Drive Chambers streak toward the Federation ship.

The crew of the PezDispener hold their breath and wait to see what happens next...