WHO: Captain Rrak
WHERE: PezDispenser

[This segment was contributed by Jordan. We liked it!]

Aiming their scanner toward the new chemoreactive reading, expectations soared for the crew of the PezDespenser. As the GREASERS hurdled through space like Pupuhead's wife's dinner plates when he makes her mad, all went seriously wrong. They came upon the epicenter with much confusion. Where was their prize?

Capt Rrak, still looking at scanner,
"My god what is that thing!?"

Xoltar and Xandor
(in unison) "Looks like some sort of gigantic ominous ship about to blast us with a rare Jello-Laser."

Capt Rrak
"How could this be... I bet you Gorak attracted some sort of bounty hunters to test my defenses. How much progress into the ship did those Greasers make?"

Xoltar and Xandor
"Sir are you really still worrying about the Greasers! That giant stellated docedahedron-shaped ship is about to turn every metal object on the ship into a tasty gelatin dessert. And we dont even get to pick the flavor!"

Capt Rrak
(with a mischievous tone, like he has a plan they will never forget) "Worry not my friends. Jello just happened to be one of my favorite after school snacks as a youngling."