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Wednesday, May 24, 2006

WHO: Captain Rrak
WHERE: PezDispenser...

Captain Rrak was heading back to his quarters to prepare for the mission ahead. It looked like Dance School would have to wait (that was if he ever even got there)...

As he was about to enter his quarters (possibly for the last time), an idea sparked to life in his head. General Gorak may not be able to beam anyone in or out, but he could still send help!

Captain Rrak runs to the communication panel and starts typing up a text message to send back to the general.

"General Gorak,

Thank you for your updates so far. I wish they contained better news however. Be that as it may, we have to deal with what comes our way.

I know that you are unable to beam anyone in or out of the holding bay, but I have a few suggestions for how you may offer assistance to us.

Option 1 - Open the holding bay doors and simply let those zombies float out of here...

Option 2 - Load a shuttle full of soldiers and fly it in here through the open bay doors and we'll take out those zombies together...

Option 3 - Send a group of soldiers walking across the hull of your ship and through the open bay doors and we'll take out those zombies together...

I understand your frustration with the cowardly feds. I believe that your own courage is greater and that you will find a way to send us some help. Perhaps if you lead the charge yourself you will hearten some of your own men to join you!

That's all for now. Captain Rrak out."

Rrak sends the communication and hopes...

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