THE FINAL FUNTIER

Imagine a Universe where anything is possible!
A literary universe where writers are welcome to improvise!!
A seemingly never ending space saga of monumental proportions!!!

Da GE

The GLORY OF EXCELLENCE

aka. The Pondscum Nebula

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This is not the actual Star Trek, Star Wars, Firefly, or any other universe, we are only inspired by them. The story elements can come from anywhere. Sometimes a slight spelling change is all we do, sometimes more. So some things may be "wrong" according to some outside sources, but not here!

This blog started out as a bunch of ridiculous e-mails between friends. Hang in there however! The quality, we think, does get better as we go along. Either way, we are having a lot of fun writing it. We hope you will enjoy reading it or even joining in!

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006

WHO: Captain Rrak
WHERE: PezDispenser...

Captain Rrak: "Ok Xara, time to land this ship and go into action. If we don't move soon, those GREASERS are going to get through and we won't have to worry about zombies."

Captain Rrak over the intercom: "Xoltar and Xandor, meet me in the Maintanence Bay please. It's time to get ready."

As Xara begins her landing procedure, Captain Rrak heads off.

Meeting Xoltar and Xandor in the bay, Captain Rrak says, "Ok boys, our blasters are gone so we're going to improvise. General Gorak had a good idea. We make do with what we have. Go through the tool bins and lockers and pick your weapons of choice."

Captain Rrak heads for the gardening tools first. Everyone laughed at him when he invested in that chainsaw ("What was he going to do with a chainsaw in space?", they asked.) Well, he was about to show them. Xoltar and Xandor quickly followed their captain's lead. Xoltar grabbed a heavy duty metal and concrete cutting-machine while Xandor strapped an acid loaded high-pressure washer to his back. They each grabbed a hammer for good measure...

Xara, over the intercom: "Hey boys, stop by my quarters on the way out - I have some going away presents for you."

Captain Rrak, Xoltar and Xandor looked at each other puzzled. What did Xara have in mind?

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