THE FINAL FUNTIER

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A seemingly never ending space saga of monumental proportions!!!

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The GLORY OF EXCELLENCE

aka. The Pondscum Nebula

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006

WHO: Captain Rrak
WHERE: PezDispenser…

Captain Rrak: "Ok, Xoltar and Xandor get below to the launching station. Xoltar, get those chemoreactive drive chambers online. Those GREASERS are going to be hungry and I mean to feed them - just not my ship. Xandor, set a course for that Federation ship." If Price Gorak's plan works, then that ship is already doomed, Captain Rrak thought to himself. No need to destroy the Romulon ship too.

If he could distract those GREASERS and get them away from his ship, then there was a good chance he could get out of this thing alive.

Xoltar to Captain Rrak: "Ok Cap, drive chambers online. I rerouted some of the backup energy systems to the primary reactors and maximized the chemoreactive ozonification reactions in the chambers to give off the strongest signal I could manage so that those GREASERS would..."

Captain Rrak: "Yeah, whatever. Xandor?"

Xandor: "Course set."

Captain Rrak: "Ok, Xandor, you stay at the launching station. Xoltar, get up to the engine room and get ready to shut down the main drive chambers. When I give the word, you shut down those drives. Xandor, you give it a count of 20 and then launch. Got it?"

Xoltar and Xandor: "Got it. Yeah. No problem."

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