WHO: Gorak
WHERE: Suid Sidal
The science office of the Suid Sidal stands up stiffly. "My general, please forgive me for asking. But regulations require that you to disclose your list of grievances for the take over."
Gorak answers matter of factly. "The logs and records of recent events on the Suid Sidal clearly show that captain Pupuhed was not fit for command. Here are my list of grievances, or the ones that immediately come to mind.
"First and foremost, for supplying me with an illegal BANG and jeopardizng my life in the process. For mishandling this 7x9 situation with the feds. For not preparing for the GREASERS threat better. For multiple cases of unnessary cruelty that led to no military advantage. For negligence that resulted in the death of the technical crew investigating the science vessel Romero. For allowing the RUSTY zombies to continue to run rampant in the holding dock. For attempting to feed civilians to them. For skipping his compulsory medications on various occasions. For being quite insane without said meds. For repeated incidents of failure to follow important ship safetly protocols and procedures. For having no sense of humor whats so ever. And for mistreating and disrespecting all you competent people, I, lord general Gorak, royal prince of house Az'Ibulon, and military senator, do hereby assume offical command of the RSS Suid Sidal."
The entire bridge crew were overcome with emotion at the moment and they collectively breathed a sigh of relief. They may make it out of 7x9 alive after all.
WHERE: Suid Sidal
The science office of the Suid Sidal stands up stiffly. "My general, please forgive me for asking. But regulations require that you to disclose your list of grievances for the take over."
Gorak answers matter of factly. "The logs and records of recent events on the Suid Sidal clearly show that captain Pupuhed was not fit for command. Here are my list of grievances, or the ones that immediately come to mind.
"First and foremost, for supplying me with an illegal BANG and jeopardizng my life in the process. For mishandling this 7x9 situation with the feds. For not preparing for the GREASERS threat better. For multiple cases of unnessary cruelty that led to no military advantage. For negligence that resulted in the death of the technical crew investigating the science vessel Romero. For allowing the RUSTY zombies to continue to run rampant in the holding dock. For attempting to feed civilians to them. For skipping his compulsory medications on various occasions. For being quite insane without said meds. For repeated incidents of failure to follow important ship safetly protocols and procedures. For having no sense of humor whats so ever. And for mistreating and disrespecting all you competent people, I, lord general Gorak, royal prince of house Az'Ibulon, and military senator, do hereby assume offical command of the RSS Suid Sidal."
The entire bridge crew were overcome with emotion at the moment and they collectively breathed a sigh of relief. They may make it out of 7x9 alive after all.
posted by Larcen at 5/23/2006 11:00:00 PM
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Sorry guys for being so long winded there without giving you a chance to respond. But I was bored and I had a lot of ideas to type. Rest assured, there is even more to come, but I will take a break here.
Oh and to the crew of PesDispenser, from what I have in mind, you guys are NOT out of the woods yet despite Gorak taking command. Things are gonna get much worse before they get better. Heh heh...
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