WHO: Prince Gorak
WHERE: Bridge, Suid Sidal...
Price Gorak: (To his bridge crew, after hearing Greystar's reply) "See that? THAT is why we hate the accursed federation. I am offering that dog a truce, and a chance to save some innocent civilians, and does he care? NO. All he wants is me to display on his trophy wall for all to see. Well, he is not getting that satisfaction."
Gorak thinks for a moment. Then he a addresses his Communications officer.
Gorak: "I am going to need you to send three transmissions.
"First, take my prior message to the admiral, and his response, and send it to the Breaking News Channel care of Ima Bunny. I think her newsteam will find our situation interesting and may even broadcast it for all to hear. Oh, and if she wants an interview with me, respond that I would be more than happy to give her all the details she needs on the Pondscum Nebula and it's cowardly admiral.
"Second, send this to the cowardly admiral: Brave Geystar, as I suspected you would rather let civilians die, then gather up the gonads it would take to have you beam on board my ship. Your hypocritical kind sickens me. But know this: At this very moment the freighter in my hangar is being overrun by a horde of flesh eating zombies. This is not of my doing, but of the contemptible captain Pupuhed. He has been dealt with. But since you are not willing to help the freighter crew, I will beam to you the gory visuals of watching them die. Your entire crew needs to see what you are allowing to happen.
"And third, send this text message to captain Rrak: Dear Dancing Merchant, The pansy feds are too frightened to come aboard the Suid Sidal and help you with the zombies. This is not too surprising. But you are on your own for now. I am working on other ways to help. When you leave your ship I can address you directly using the hangar's PA system. I am leaving the lights in the hangar dimmed. Bright light only makes them move faster. I wouldn't recommend flashing a light directly into their faces unless you want them all over you like a cheap federation uniform. I would also suggest you bring some industrial power tools instead of spoons to use against the zombies. Oh, and one more thing, your brave actions are being broadcast to the feds, maybe even the entire galaxy. Smile! -Sincerely, Dandy's Roommate."
WHERE: Bridge, Suid Sidal...
Price Gorak: (To his bridge crew, after hearing Greystar's reply) "See that? THAT is why we hate the accursed federation. I am offering that dog a truce, and a chance to save some innocent civilians, and does he care? NO. All he wants is me to display on his trophy wall for all to see. Well, he is not getting that satisfaction."
Gorak thinks for a moment. Then he a addresses his Communications officer.
Gorak: "I am going to need you to send three transmissions.
"First, take my prior message to the admiral, and his response, and send it to the Breaking News Channel care of Ima Bunny. I think her newsteam will find our situation interesting and may even broadcast it for all to hear. Oh, and if she wants an interview with me, respond that I would be more than happy to give her all the details she needs on the Pondscum Nebula and it's cowardly admiral.
"Second, send this to the cowardly admiral: Brave Geystar, as I suspected you would rather let civilians die, then gather up the gonads it would take to have you beam on board my ship. Your hypocritical kind sickens me. But know this: At this very moment the freighter in my hangar is being overrun by a horde of flesh eating zombies. This is not of my doing, but of the contemptible captain Pupuhed. He has been dealt with. But since you are not willing to help the freighter crew, I will beam to you the gory visuals of watching them die. Your entire crew needs to see what you are allowing to happen.
"And third, send this text message to captain Rrak: Dear Dancing Merchant, The pansy feds are too frightened to come aboard the Suid Sidal and help you with the zombies. This is not too surprising. But you are on your own for now. I am working on other ways to help. When you leave your ship I can address you directly using the hangar's PA system. I am leaving the lights in the hangar dimmed. Bright light only makes them move faster. I wouldn't recommend flashing a light directly into their faces unless you want them all over you like a cheap federation uniform. I would also suggest you bring some industrial power tools instead of spoons to use against the zombies. Oh, and one more thing, your brave actions are being broadcast to the feds, maybe even the entire galaxy. Smile! -Sincerely, Dandy's Roommate."
posted by Larcen at 5/24/2006 09:01:00 AM
1 Comments:
Hey, a media campaign MIGHT work...
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