Saturday, May 06, 2006

WHO: Prince Gorak
WHERE: Grey Killer

Captain Gorak (with much glee): "Communications officer, open a channel to the Oreos. ...Ah, Howdogdagnabit and Ramboner. Do you remember me? I am Prince Gorak Az'Ibulon. I am also the Romulon you saw fit to insult at the Peacekeepers Conference 20 cycles ago. Do not pretend you do not remember me and the cruel and unjust insult you bestowed upon me when Howdogdagnabit offhandly remarked that I was not using the salad fork properly and Ramboner smirked. That moment still burns in me like the fires of a thousand suns. Today is your day of reckoning. Do you know the Klinton proverb that says revenge is a dish best served cold? Well, milk is very cold out in space. FIRE THE HOMOGENIZATION CANNON!"

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