WHO: Prince Gorak
WHERE: Grey Killer

Back on the RRS Grey Killer:

Captain Gorak: (Looking around at all his crew members visibly reacting to breaking news) "All stations, report!"

Communications Officer: "My Prince, I am picking up strange flushing noises eminating from the bridge of the Oreo 1".

Captain Gorak: "Understandable."

Engineering Officer: "The manipulator arm has delivered The Bird, captain. I have taken the liberty to put the gesture on autorepeat until further notice."

Captain Gorak: "Outstanding."

Science Officer: "Captain, I am picking up an unusual buildup of energy coming from the Oreo 2. An educated guess, sir, is that that is not a good thing."

Captain Gorak: "Disturbing."

Helmsman: "Sire, since you saw fit to fire both main weapons at the same time, we have no maneuvering power at the moment."

Captain Gorak: "Even more disturbing."

Navigator: "Captain, the experimental Homogenization cannon has inexplicably knocked out the cloaking device."

Captain Gorak: "..."

Yeoman: "Honey, er My Prince, would you like a fresh cup of tea?"

Captain Gorak: "Not at the moment. Go to your room. Better yet, go to my room and await further instructions."

Weapons Officer: "My lord, the Pondscum Nebula is making no attempt to evade or destroy the massive ball of pure plasma that we have fired upon her and is now quickly bearing down upon them. In fact, it looks like their captain is oblivious to the fact that they are all about to die."

Captain Gorak: "Expected."