Saturday, May 06, 2006

WHO: Prince Gorak
WHERE: Grey Killer

Captain Gorak: "Damage report on the Oreo 1."

Science Officer: "The homogenization stream is reacting strangely to the Oreo 1's particular hull characteristics. The milk being produced is not per military specs sir."

Captain Gorak: "Is the Oreo's accursed black hull resisting conversion to liquid state?"

Science Officer: "Negative sir, if anything we are getting more froth and volume. It is creating chocolate milk sir."

Captain Gorak: "No doubt the feds will demand salvage rights after this battle."

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