WHO: Prince Gorak
WHERE: The PezDispenser

Prince Gorak’s first order of business now that he was on board was to go over what he had to work with. He found a secluded area of the ship and switched off the cloaking cloak since it’s battery was running low.

Placing the SDK on a crate he inspected it’s contents to see what survived the gun fire. He was dismayed to see some of his favorite items were now useless. However, he made an inventory of all items still functioning:

Tractor beanie - a few more seconds of usage left.

Cloaking cloak - a couple of minutes of battery time left.

Agonizer atomizer - oh, how he wished to give that monkey a face full of this stuff.

SynthSilk gloves – always great for Agonizer handshakes or pats on back. Good times.

Food pellets - damn, the PB&J flavored ones were burned to a crisp. He ate them anyway.

Dehydrated water – just add water. WTF? What were they thinking...

Scary face mask - too bad there were no primitive locals about.

Breath mints - you never get a second chance to make a first impression.

PheroMoan spray – This thing has saved his life twice now. Too bad it’s such a double-edged sword.

Anti-PheroMoan spray, “Cold Shower” brand - damn, good, the PheroMoan has caused enough
trouble. He sprays some on himself.

Dysentery tablets – Label says it causes, not cures. Thank Goram for labels.

Commlink bracelet - booster pack shot to Helg. Very short range, need a hotspot.

Royal durasteel dagger – ah yes, charred but still very functional. Don’t leave home without one.

The rest were all damaged. These will have to do.