Wednesday, May 24, 2006

WHO: Prince Gorak
WHERE: Back on the bridge of the Suid Sidal...

Captain Gorak: (Looking around at all his crew members visibly reacting to breaking news) "All stations, report!"

Communications Officer: "My prince, I am picking up strange chewing noises coming from the middle section of the outer hull".

Captain Gorak: "Disturbing."

Engineering Officer: "My lord, a node on a relay burned out which operates the cloaking field. For some reason, the relay back-up malfunctioned and does not divert the energy to the proper systems to keep the cloaking shields operable in middle section of the outer hull.

Captain Gorak: "Even more disturbing."

Science Officer: "My general, GREASERS have begun clanking onto the outside hull of the Siud Sidal and started boring their way toward the promised feeding frenzy inside."

Captain Gorak: "..."

Navigator: "My captain, the fed ship has come within hose range, but they still aren't hosing the GREASERS sir."

Captain Gorak: "Expected."

Weapons officer: "My liege, even though the feds are now well within range, we can't arm a Plasma Torpedo with the cloak still up, or anything else sir."

Captain Gorak: "Damn shame."

Hangar Control: (on intercom) "My leader, I am picking up new life signs on the bridge of the Romero. Looks like 6 people have beamed on board. No...wait... make that 5 people. Hold on... wait... correction, 4 people. No...wait... "

Captain Gorak: "Bastards. Serves them right."

Security Guard: (on intercom) "My senator, we have found the two guards outside captain Pupuhed's cell unconscious sir. Pupuhed is nowhere to be found."

Captain Gorak: "Find. Him."

Yeoman Clarissa: (sultry voice on intercom) "My Gory, I have ordered up a bottle of wine and played some soft music. The Gama Sultra techniques look most delightful sir.

Captain Gorak: "Not at this very moment. Memorize some favorites and await further instructions."

Gorak starts to process everyting when he notices the action from the hangar being shown on the view screen.

"Ewwwwwww..." could be heard from some bridge crewmember as Xandor melts some zombie heads.

Gorak: (raises an eyebrow) "Bloody Helg. I underestimated these guys." (opens hangar PA) "That's damn impressive with the acid guys. But DO be careful where you fire that thing. I have enough problems right now."

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