WHO: Commander Kummerbum
WHERE: H.A.G. Hole abord the SSS Slippery Elm
Communications babe: "Sir.....uh....Commander?"
Commander Kummerbum: "(zzzzzzz)...Stupid monkeys...grr...ack...huh?"
Communications babe: "Sir, we've reached the H.A.G. Hole. The doctor said that you needed to go get the cutie shot before we go in."
Commander Kummerbum: "Cutie shot? Oh yea...good job babe."
Kummerbum slips out of the mud tub and groggily makes her way to the Medical Intervention Lab in only her towel.
Elevator Pad 12: "Please choose a floor"
Commander Kummerbum: "Medical Intervention Lab Floor"
Elevator Pad 12: "Please phrase the destination in the form of an anachronism"
Commander Kummerbum: (sigh) "M.I.L.F"
Within seconds the commander is shot through a series of over dramatic tubes. Upon landing she realizes that once again the tubes have stolen her towel. Kummerbum makes a mental note to find the towel snatching gremlins. She wonders the floor until she finds the doctor sitting at a small table eating an apple.
Commander Kummerbum: “Ah, Dr. Tran I presume?”
Dr. Tran: “How did you find my village?!?”
Commander Kummerbum: “Er…you’re on the SSS Slippery Elm, doctor. I’m here for my cutie shot”
Dr. Tran: “I’m not a doctor. I’m only five years old”
Commander Kummerbum: “Oh gees…You’ve been playing around with that sapho juice again haven’t you?”
Dr. Tran: (Clears throat) “Excuse me. I was rehearsing for my new movie. Sorry, commander. Right, the cutie shot. Please turn around.”
*To be continued…uh…some more*
WHERE: H.A.G. Hole abord the SSS Slippery Elm
Communications babe: "Sir.....uh....Commander?"
Commander Kummerbum: "(zzzzzzz)...Stupid monkeys...grr...ack...huh?"
Communications babe: "Sir, we've reached the H.A.G. Hole. The doctor said that you needed to go get the cutie shot before we go in."
Commander Kummerbum: "Cutie shot? Oh yea...good job babe."
Kummerbum slips out of the mud tub and groggily makes her way to the Medical Intervention Lab in only her towel.
Elevator Pad 12: "Please choose a floor"
Commander Kummerbum: "Medical Intervention Lab Floor"
Elevator Pad 12: "Please phrase the destination in the form of an anachronism"
Commander Kummerbum: (sigh) "M.I.L.F"
Within seconds the commander is shot through a series of over dramatic tubes. Upon landing she realizes that once again the tubes have stolen her towel. Kummerbum makes a mental note to find the towel snatching gremlins. She wonders the floor until she finds the doctor sitting at a small table eating an apple.
Commander Kummerbum: “Ah, Dr. Tran I presume?”
Dr. Tran: “How did you find my village?!?”
Commander Kummerbum: “Er…you’re on the SSS Slippery Elm, doctor. I’m here for my cutie shot”
Dr. Tran: “I’m not a doctor. I’m only five years old”
Commander Kummerbum: “Oh gees…You’ve been playing around with that sapho juice again haven’t you?”
Dr. Tran: (Clears throat) “Excuse me. I was rehearsing for my new movie. Sorry, commander. Right, the cutie shot. Please turn around.”
*To be continued…uh…some more*
posted by 7 of 777 at 9/26/2006 02:41:00 AM
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Holy smokes! I can't view the video from here at work (maybe thankfully), but I can read the comments other people left for it. OMG! :-O
Oh man, I need to watch this video from home so we can determine if it's too much for our squeaky clean family friendly blog to link to! What kind of stuff are you hawking here 777?!
I am sure it's funny as all get out tho.. ;-)
omg - just finished watching dr. tran...fell out of my chair & died laughing (then got busted at work, but it was worth every second – lol)
7 of 777 – that was too f’n hilarious! thanks for making my day!
(and i'm still laughing btw...)
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