Saturday, September 30, 2006

WHO: Ensign Weasly Hershey Krushar
WHERE: UFP Mounds...

Ensign Krushar is leaving the Entertainment Center eating his Marz bar when he thinks to himself, "Sometimes when I was serving aboard the Almond Joy, I would feel kind of crazy. Now that I'm on the Mounds, I don't. I guess sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. Come to think of it, the Almond Joy was full of weirdos and the Mounds isn't. I guess it just boils down to the fact that the Almond Joy's got nuts, the Mounds don't."

He continues on his way enjoying the last bite of his snack...